I have to say, I was a little less than pleased with last night's television programming. While I could spend a whole blog dedicated to my first point, I will try to be as succinct as possible. My Monday nights are highlighted-- if not bolded, italicized, and underlined by Gossip Girl. It's a wonderful display of all the things I pretend I have in life-- wealth, style, social class, high cheek bones-- but don't and secretly, or not so secretly want. It has had a pretty good run this season, from the Hamptons to the slammer, and as this season comes to a close, I have some beef with the producers. I know you want to promote this new spin-off show, but did I really have to sit through the bulk of my Monday night guilty pleasure watching Brittany Snow try on reject Madonna music video costumes?
Granted, after a a full episode of this new abomination, I'm sure I will slide head-first into LOVES IT, but trivializing Serena and Dan's reunion at prom and Blair's realization that Nate and she are donezo seems a bit unjust. Wait, those things are trivial? Shit.
After Brittany Snow's mugshot graced our screen, we promptly channel surfed on over to ABC Family, the station you can bring home to your mother. They were, probably reluctantly, playing Mean Girls, which is most assuredly a violation of their stringent "Only play shows and movies that aren't funny" policy.
This movie is appropriately rated PG-13 because all of the characters keep their clothes on and no F Bombs are dropped. However, AB-Sorry you can't say "bitch" Family, diluted it down to a blasphemous PG rating. Here is a small smattering of words you can and cannot say on ABC Family, as heard in Mean Girls.
-Too gay to function
Ok, I made that last one up, but you get the idea.
Bottom line, don't waste your time with Mean Girls on television. Unless its on Showtime, and then you can hope to see a nip slip from someone. Just hopefully not Damien.
Here's to a much more tantalizing Tuesday evening of television. What's on again? 90210?