"Embarrassing People Vol. 1" or "Creativity Explosion" by Tregg

God bless our ability to express ourselves and our right to showcase that creativity in public forums without persecution.

At least without persecution until now.

LIOHI proudly presents the first in hopefully a very, very long series of embarrassing moments found on the internet, daily life, or perhaps amongst our friends.

Take a look at the video below, which I didn't even need to hunt down. It was proudly suggested to me on my YouTube homepage.

Enjoy. And discuss.

That Song is Trash: "I Decided - Solange"

On a recent trip to local eatery "Hamburger Mary's" our ear drums had the misfortune of exposure to this abhorrent little gem by Beyonce's little sister.

We're not sure what is worse:  The fact that we thought this song was 20 years old (it's throwback sound is less "Ain't No Other Man" by Christina and more "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell.) or the fact that the video looks like it was made with construction paper by 4th graders.

Having heard this song on our iTunes radio at work, we were shocked to learn it was actually Solange.  Just another classic example that younger siblings, although usually passing through the gateway to commercial marketability much easier due to their famous older relatives, often do not deserve the shot that they get.

Well, we take that back for one exception.  After all, then we wouldn't have Ashlee Simpson.....-Wentz.

For your (but mainly our) viewing pleasure

Britney Spears - New Music - More Music Videos

This Video is Trash: "Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin' Better"

Christina Aguilera - New Music - More Music Videos

Ugh! This video is trash.

We don't understand the scene changes, or the terrible special effects, how she lost so much weight since the VMAs, or the Minority Report "magic screen and gloves" rip off.

We are sliding into hates it with Christina Aguilera, which is such a shame since it took her years to win us over from Team Britney.

Well, let's face it, she was always a distant second, but now she's definitely lost some ground on our pop star faves list.

This future theme officially can ride us. Just make good music, and have some kind of point to your music videos. You aren't Diddy, you can't just perform in front of psychedelic backgrounds and call it a video.

Leave that to "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems." Right now, it's more like "Mo' Money, Tons of Problems."

That was lame. The jokes aren't all good, people.

The Susan Lucci of the VMA's

So, it was her worst video ever, but Britney finally ended her streak of leaving the VMA's empty-handed.

Yeah, we're pretty sure that doesn't matter either, but at least she won the award.  And she looked hot doing it.

Get it, girl.

What's the cool jams? Pink - So What?

Granted, it's borderline annoying, but Loves It or Hates It is really jamming on "So What?" by Pink this week.  

The video just premiered on MTV and features Pink riding down Sunset Blvd on a lawnmower.  It openly mocks out her separation from Corey Hart, and features Hart in the clip.

Also, who can't love the line "The waiter just took my table / He gave it to Jessica Simps / Shit!"  Nice use of the sho wo, Pink.

This Video is Trash: The Veronicas - Take Me on the Floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIlPP_FGExo

Dear Lord in heaven. Shame of shames. This song is HOT. The vid is NOT.

Where did we go wrong?

We can't decide which is worse: the deadstock neon tubes left over from the birth of VH1, the recycled Robert Palmer choreography, or the fact that all of the clothes seem to be from Wet Seal.

Oh, well. At least their hair looks hot.