On your left, a promotional photo of a certain pop star on the inside booklet of her latest CD.
On your right, a still frame of a teen dramedy star in a commercial for Tuesday night's episode.
Britney, meet Jessica Lowndes. And vice versa.
Seriously people, my headshots from when I tried to do modeling at 16 years old were better. And I was wearing a lot of makeup for those pictures because I hadn't started taking Accutane yet.