"Embarrassing People Vol. 1" or "Creativity Explosion" by Tregg

God bless our ability to express ourselves and our right to showcase that creativity in public forums without persecution.

At least without persecution until now.

LIOHI proudly presents the first in hopefully a very, very long series of embarrassing moments found on the internet, daily life, or perhaps amongst our friends.

Take a look at the video below, which I didn't even need to hunt down. It was proudly suggested to me on my YouTube homepage.

Enjoy. And discuss.

"Two Girls, One Face" or "Someone's Publicist Needs Fired For Approving These Photos" by Tregg

On your left, a promotional photo of a certain pop star on the inside booklet of her latest CD.

On your right, a still frame of a teen dramedy star in a commercial for Tuesday night's episode.

Britney, meet Jessica Lowndes. And vice versa.

Seriously people, my headshots from when I tried to do modeling at 16 years old were better. And I was wearing a lot of makeup for those pictures because I hadn't started taking Accutane yet.

Idle Chatter with Nicole and Tregg: Part 1

On attending her high school class reunion:

Nicole: What does one wear to Dave & Buster's?

Tregg: American Eagle and Doc Marten's.

"Maggie Griffin for West Hollywood City Planner" or "Tacky, Yet On-the-Nose Names for Plastic Surgery Firms" by Tregg

After scoring a pretty deec parking spot on Santa Monica heading to Fiesta for Thirsty Thursday, I noticed this awning and the words inscribed on it.

At first I didn't want to post this thinking that making a My Life on The D-List reference would be too niche for our readers. Then I realized two things: 1) We barely have readers, and 2) They all watch that show.

Remember when Maggie Griffin called Facebook, Faceplace? I even think she called it "The Faceplace," which is more amazing.

I don't know what that store is for, but I'm hoping they sell memorabilia. I could use a new coffee mug.

"I GUESS we're dressing like whores now" or "Oh, honey - I've got a runner in my fishnets" by Nicole

"Adventures in Video Blogging" or "Reasons to be overdressed at noon" by Nicole

"How to Dress Your Age" or "My Size Barbie Needs a Better Wig" by Tregg

In case you didn't watch VH1 Diva's Live (shame on you!), here is the dress Kim Zolciak wore that I discuss in the vlog below.

Enjoy and discuss.

"Adventures in Video Blogging" or "Don't Quit Your Day Job" by Tregg

"The future is nigh" or "I finally braved my iMovie program." by Tregg

That's right, folks! LIOHI has crossed over to YouTube. I am almost done uploading my first LIOHI video blog, and I am kind of excited. As soon as I was finished, I thought about changing my clothes and repositioning my laptop to do another video, giving the illusion that it was another day. But alas, I didn't do that and will only present one video tonight.

Warning: I did this VERY off the cuff and some of what I say doesn't make sense. For example, I don't explain who Kim Zolciak is, partly assuming that most of you would know, and partly because I forgot. And at the end, I meant to say I couldn't find a "clean" version of the song, meaning without the Ryan Seacrest junk on it. But after re-watching, that didn't really come across. However, there were some funny moments that I wanted to keep. And since I'm not about to start editing at this stage, I just kept it all.

Loves it? Hates it?

"Proj Run is back!" or "I wonder if Lindsay Lohan will ever get a haircut" by Nicole

Oh, sweet indulgence. Thy name is Project Runway.

Finally, Thurdays have meaning again. After 11 months of legal pish posh and half-baked Kelly Rowland-infused knockoffs, our favorite show is back. Someone pass the chiffon.

The premiere episode did not disappoint. Skipping a trip to Ralph's in favor of Mood on Pico, the first challenge was to create an innovative red-carpet worthy dress/gown/whatever to be judged by the biggest whatever of them all: Lindsay Lohan.

This batch of designers shows great promise. That is, all except the bat-shit-ass crazy girl who got the boot after the first challenge. Is it just me, or did Ari look like a dead ringer for Samantha Ronson?

I think we all know who was behind that "Auf Veeds".

Juicy lesbian drama + fashion = Loves it.