We can't lie. We crack ourselves up. We've also taken to writing down the hilarious things we say.
...Is that shallow? Enjoy.
Tregg: "I saw these hot ass boots somewhere - I forget where - and I was like "I bet Spoo would fucking loves it."
Nicole: "Hot ass."
Tregg: Yeah, they were black leather with these straps up to the ankle and a peep toe and the straps were velcro, and they were, like, grey or something."
Nicole: "Wait...the ones I blogged about?"
Tregg: "...Oh, THAT'S where I saw them."
Nicole: "You fucking idiot."
Tregg: "Do you think it's ok if we bought the Jonas Brothers CD?"
Nicole: "That depends. How old are we?"
Tregg: "Almost mid-twenties."
::AIM at Work::
Nicole: "Ugh. 12 mins til I take my break. What can we do for 12 minutes?"
Tregg: "Hmm...........what song can we replace the word "hates" in a lot and type it back and forth to each other?"
Tregg: "Elliott told me cottage cheese helps your muscles not to deteriorate if you eat it before you go to bed."
Nicole: "Loves it. ...Wait. Who the fuck is Elliot?"
Tregg: "So, "Piece of Me" is nominated for a VMA."
Tregg: "I know. That video was trash."
::outside Tregg's apartment to pick him up::
Nicole: "Hey, we're outside."
Tregg: "Ok, I'll be right down. Are you guys bringing real clothes or just your bathing suits?"
Nicole: "Well I have a cardigan and a little skirt on over mine, and Matj is wearing a polo and his ugly board shorts. ...Oh, I gotta go, he's giving me a look."
Tregg: "Have you seen the Disturbia video?"
Nicole: "No. Is it hot ass or sick ass?"
Tregg: "It's hot ass in a sick ass way."
(After watching an Elephant paint a self-portrait on YouTube)
Tregg: "How does he know what he looks like?"
Nicole: "He's around other elephants, you retard!"
Tregg: "Oh my God. Forget I said that."
Nicole: "Hey, that guy's is cute."
Tregg: "Yeah. We hooked up a few times. He has this amazing place in Sunset Plaza."
Nicole: "Hot ASS!"
Tregg: "Yeah. I'd fuck him for the real estate alone."
Nicole: "Ugh, Spoo, I totally pigged on ice cream last night."
Tregg: "Spooey! That's not on the Hills Duff Diet Plan!"
Nicole: "Whatever! I was exasperated. ...It was exasper-eating."
Tregg: "Yay, PUNS!!"
Nicole: "Look at us! We should make babies."
Tregg: "But we both hate kids."
::Morning after a party during which Tregg vomited::
Nicole: "How you feeling today, Spoo?
Tregg: "Like a million bucks, actually."
Nicole: "You are so lucky you puked up those chips we ate."
Tregg: "I know, right?!"