But why, oh why, do these jeans that we drop several C-Notes on to make our asses look good get holes in the crotch? Of all places!
We know the denim is good because when we even touch jeans at American Eagle we get a rash. Perhaps we wear them too often? Although, we have about 7-8 pairs that we actively wear on a regular basis, and 3-4 more that make guest appearances in our daily looks. How much designer denim does one need to sustain a hole-free wardrobe of dark, light, distressed, dressy, and casual denim?
Does anyone else have this problem? How do we fix it?
Maybe if we weren't Italian and packing so much heat between our legs...
Just kidding. Nicole doesn't have a penis.