Saturday, October 4, 2008

Hates It: People Who Think Josh Hartnett is Attractive

Look at the clown on the left in this picture.

Then look at the Barbadian goddess on the right.

No, she's not being photographed volunteering at a soup kitchen.

No, this isn't a promo shot for the new TLC series "Hey You, You're Ugly. Come here and let Rihanna give you a Makeover."

They slept together.

Wait. Is Rihanna a virgin? ...Whatever. He at least fingered her.

You get the picture.

We just don't get it. Josh Hartnett is NOT hot! Between the patchy "you-should-shave-every-five-seconds" facial hair, and the dirty Ethan Hawke teeth...we just can't.

That's all.


Anonymous said...

attn: nicole

you think Josh Hartnett isn't attractive, and yet you eye-fucked Kyle Maddock the first time you saw him?! they are like Brothers from Another Mother. Just saying. Miss ya bitch!


Loves It or Hates It said...

not EVEN!!

PS - how did you know I wrote this one!!


Miss ya.