Saturday, October 4, 2008
Hates It: People Who Think Josh Hartnett is Attractive
Look at the clown on the left in this picture.
Then look at the Barbadian goddess on the right.
No, she's not being photographed volunteering at a soup kitchen.
No, this isn't a promo shot for the new TLC series "Hey You, You're Ugly. Come here and let Rihanna give you a Makeover."
They slept together.
Wait. Is Rihanna a virgin? ...Whatever. He at least fingered her.
You get the picture.
We just don't get it. Josh Hartnett is NOT hot! Between the patchy "you-should-shave-every-five-seconds" facial hair, and the dirty Ethan Hawke teeth...we just can't.