However, most people end up scouring side streets and areas that have free parking until they see a sign from the heavens: reverse lights.
When people get into a car and throw on their reverse lights it makes us moist. We found a parking spot! But when said people take 15 minutes to vacate their parking spot, we fucking hates it. If you get in your car, what is taking you so long to leave? Don't you see the congested traffic you are causing? Don't you want to relinquish your parking spot to us?
Help a brother and a sister out and move your ass. We have some drinking to do.