Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hot Ass of The Week: "Flax Seed Tortilla Chips" by Tregg

I know, right?  How odd to be celebrating food this close to beach season.  But these chips are fucking delicious.

I bought some yesterday along with some peach and mango salsa and I have, one day later, eaten the entirety of both packages.  I feel somewhat guilt-free because I think these chips are supposed to be pretty healthy for you.  However, I refuse to verify this fact by looking at the nutritional facts in case I just ingested 3 days worth of calories.  

It's like when I was in college and if I'd go back home for a weekend or a break, I'd bring my backpack.  But often I'd never do any of the work I should have, and I'd feel terrible remorse upon returning to college.  I found that if I left my backpack at school, I enjoyed my vacation better.  If the urge struck me to work on homework, I simply thought to myself, "Oh, I forgot my backpack, so I can't do any work."  And rather than remorse, I felt satisfied with this road block.  That was much easier to cope with, for some reason.

Moral of the story is, go buy these chips.  Enjoy.  Just don't tell me if they are good or bad for me because they are too delicious.

Ignorance is bliss when tis folly to be wise.

1 comment:

Paddy said...

I also love those chips...no idea on the nutritional facts.

Again, totally with you on the homework during breaks in school. Completely worth it to leave it at school.