Here we go.
Just checking out your profile and before I go on check out mine maybe we can chat some more, lata
Nick. Wow. I like that name. You know what else I like? PUNCTUATION. Next.
ahhh haha funny profile i like it anyways move ober i am sure ui can fit in that taxi too damn it...lol my name is rich liked your profile and your pics love to chat sometime...thanx richOh, Richie Rich. I don't even know where to begin with this. Ober? Ui? You're drunk aren't you? Next.
Damn its cold out. Well I really have no idea where to start but lets see, I work as a police officer and absolutely love it. I've worked hard all my life, on my own since I was 17, and definitely appreciate where I am today.I've never been married, no kids, don't smoke, and live alone. I do have the best group of friends and ultimately want my partner to be as well.Communication and trust are important to me. The poster/quote on my way says it best:"Honesty: Better to fail with honor, than succeed by fraud" :-)I consider myself affectionate and I want a partner that is as well. Ultimately I'm looking for my best friend.Fitness is important to me. I don't judge anyone else, but I'd like a partner who can relate to the dedication it takes to be fit. I go to the gym 5-days a week, and run regularly, eat a good diet :-)I'm not into games, or drama. I'm just a simple easy going guy looking for the same :-). I'm always happy, appreciate the little things, and see the best in everyone.I guess anything else you wanna know, just ask! I'm an open book.Have a GREAT day!
Did you guys fall asleep half way through that? Yeah. me too. Next.
How are you?
Are you romantic?
You are a direct and sincere person?
What are your favorite books?
I used to be a Criminal lawyer in Brazil...now I am finishing a second degree at BU
This one should've just read: "Hi. Name Wes. Don't do English so good. Wes"
Uh - my sides hurt. This site delivered like Dominoes. More horror/hilarious stories to follow, I'm sure.