If you want 20% off, you better suck 20% of this dick

We're not sure why grocery stores have those club card membership programs, since they are free but they save you money, but we don't hates it!

After a long quest to find our favorite hair product, American Crew's Fiber, we saw it at our local Pavilions for 20% off.

Thanks, you guys!

Just short of stocking up for judgment day, we picked up plenty of our precious hair gel.  And thankfully we didn't have to perform any radical sexual favors.

God bless grocery store club card programs and their discounts.  Our hair and those who have to look at it thank you.