Look at the clown on the left in this picture.
Then look at the Barbadian goddess on the right.
No, she's not being photographed volunteering at a soup kitchen.
No, this isn't a promo shot for the new TLC series "Hey You, You're Ugly. Come here and let Rihanna give you a Makeover."
They slept together.
Wait. Is Rihanna a virgin? ...Whatever. He at least fingered her.
You get the picture.
We just don't get it. Josh Hartnett is NOT hot! Between the patchy "you-should-shave-every-five-seconds" facial hair, and the dirty Ethan Hawke teeth...we just can't.
That's all.
2 comments:
attn: nicole
you think Josh Hartnett isn't attractive, and yet you eye-fucked Kyle Maddock the first time you saw him?! they are like Brothers from Another Mother. Just saying. Miss ya bitch!
alison
not EVEN!!
PS - how did you know I wrote this one!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Miss ya.
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