If there's one thing I love, it's getting drunk for free.But if I can't get drunk for free, I want to get drunk off of as few calories as possible. After all, what's a better compliment to my Hilary Duff diet of grilled chicken and broccoli?
Enter the Bacardi Rum and Diet Coke beverage of champions. Notice I did not say Bacardi and Diet Cola. Pepsi and anything less is trash. Drink Coca-Cola. However, I don't usually drink any soda of any kind, but splash some alcohol in it and you can fucking talk to me.
So raise your glasses this week to a guilt-free indulgence. If you see me out and about, say hey, and check my hand for a Bacardi and Diet.
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